Dragon Speak
DragonSpeak (DS) is simply the little blurts that you hear coming from the Dragon in our logo. Our Dragon (ChAdam) is an ancient hand sketched visualization of the dragon that lives under the steps of your imagination. He will speak and you will wonder "What the hell does that mean?" See below and find out the warped sense of humor we all share.

Mmrrrpfh!
This gem came out of a six hour gaming session in which Chad asked the morbid question; "You think you could lobotomize yourself with a light saber?" The result of that conversation was simply that yes, since a light saber would cauterize as it went through your head, you could in fact lobotomize yourself with a light saber. Then as gamers always do we proceeded to extrapolate exactly what a person lobotomized by a light saber would think and sound like. Since you can not verbalize after a lobotomy (or so we think) any question would be answered by raising your manufactured skin flap and spewing forth the above guttural sound. Now you know and don't you wish you didn't?

"Brants"
Ask Jake.

1-1-16 OUCH!
Another Chad story that again involves Star Wars (Perhaps he should stop playing). As his soldier was in the grips of a flesh eating plant and was slowly being dragged to his watery grave. The rest of his party failed miserably to try and free him from his certain death. So as a last ditch effort he drew the light saber from the Jedi he killed (sheer stroke of genuine luck) and started to hack at the plant that was dragging him closer to his demise. Ultimately he rolled a 1 on his attack and when the DM said "roll to confirm" he did so with yet another 1. The DM said "well, your losing a limb.let's say your leg." Chad cried out, "can it at least be the one caught by the plant?" "Give me a luck roll: says the DM. Chad rolls a 16 and saves his life, but, not his leg. So we say 1-1-16 OUCH!